Episode 519: Teen Girls Can’t Stop Laughing in Cop Car, Excited About Mugshots After Attempted Murder Arrest
After being yanked out of class and arrested on their high school campus, 15 year old Isabelle Valdez and 14 year old Lois Lippert are thrown into the back of a cop car. For 30 minutes the girls are caught on the car’s dash cam giggling and completely unbothered.
At one point, Isabelle looks at her best friend, “Oh you trying to look good for your mugshot?” Lois excitedly responds, “Oh shit, am I going to get a mugshot?...This is such a bonding experience, I love it.”
The girls are basically acting like they’re going to be able to go home at the end of their “side quest.” After all, the police arrested them before they could even carry out their plan to murder a classmate, right?
Isabelle even comments that their plan was, “not a school shooting at least.” Lois agrees saying, “we’d be in prison for life.”
It’s true, the girls weren’t planning a school shooting. Instead, they were planning to stab and murder a classmate in a ritual they thought would resurrect an infamous elementary school mass killer back from the dead.
Sources
FOIA Documents
https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/isabelle-valdez-allegedly-apologized-to-parents-for-murder-plot
https://abcnews.com/US/florida-teens-charged-alleged-murder-plot-laughing-patrol/story?id=131000052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5nCc_yQ07E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAbOTUw4WT0&pp=ygURbG9pcyBhbmQgaXNhYmVsbGU%3D
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